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The Lava Cake universe

The Volcano Listener

If Lava Cake is your strain, this is your sign: the Volcano Listener. Ten past two on Cinder Ridge, the drum turning in the round stone hut behind you, and across the valley, out of sight past the dark hills, a mountain white on top and dark below, showing one thin line of orange along its summit.

The Volcano Listener, a broad man in his mid-forties with warm golden-beige skin, dark hair going gray and swept back and a short gray-flecked beard, shown from the chest up at the right in a lava-orange jacket over a rust-brown sweater, with a round brass hand lens hanging on an orange cord and a big roll of cream paper behind his shoulder. To the left stands a small round stone observatory with a copper dome, a lighted window and an open door, through which an orange seismograph drum and a desk lamp glow; stone steps lead down to the grass, with dark hills and a starry night sky behind.
Past the dark hills the far seam breathes, the drum ticks behind the open door and the valley sleeps.

If Lava Cake is your strain

You are cool on the outside and warm all the way through, and most people only find out about the second part if they stay a while. You don’t mind. You were never in a hurry to be understood. You would rather understand, which takes longer and is more interesting.

You listen for a living, even when nobody is paying. You hear the change in a friend’s voice before they do, the knock in an engine three streets away, the one stair that has started to complain. You don’t announce what you hear. You note it, you watch it for a week, and then you mention it quietly at exactly the right moment, which people find either very calming or slightly uncanny.

At your best you are the steadiest person on the mountain. When everyone else hears a rumble and reaches for the alarm, you put a hand flat on the ground, check the drum, and say, “Warm isn’t the same as angry.” You are usually right, because you have been listening all along. Most people never notice that the calm in the room is coming from you, and you prefer it that way.

Your flaw is the long silence. You keep your worries where you keep the night rolls, rolled tight, dated and stacked where nobody looks, and sometimes the people who love you would rather have been told. Listening is a gift; so, now and then, is saying the thing out loud before the paper runs out.

What you need is a ridge to sit on, a clear cold night, a stove that draws well and a few hours when nothing is asked of you but attention. A long view helps; so does one other person awake somewhere below, even if you never speak. Give you that, and you will hear the mountain’s heart, and tell the valley it can sleep.

Your sign at a glance

Your hour
Ten past two, when the paper changes
Your place
The round stone hut on Cinder Ridge
Your object
A drum of paper and one patient pen
Your tempo
One tick a second, all night
Your weather
Clear and cold, with warm ground underfoot
Your flaw
Saying it a week late

Your people

  • The Aurora Keeper (Northern Lights)The Aurora Keeper watches the sky all night, and you watch the ground. Between the two of you, nothing that glows goes unnoticed.
  • The Night Owl (Purple Urkle)The Night Owl keeps your hours with a different kind of book. You trade a nod across the dark and never once interrupt each other.
  • The Mountain Elder (Hindu Kush)The Mountain Elder knows the paths over the mountains; you know what lies under them. You agree on almost everything, slowly.

Things you say

  • Warm isn’t the same as angry.
  • Listen first. Mountains talk slowly.
  • Flat is a mountain keeping its own counsel.
  • Cold on top, warm underneath. Most good things are built that way.
  • Two flashes. Go back to sleep, valley.

A scene from your world

Warm, not angry

At ten past two the Volcano Listener changes the paper. He does it the same way every night: lifts the pen from the drum, unclips the full sheet, rolls it tight, writes the date on the outside in pencil and stands it with the others against the wall of the Ridge Station, where the rolls go back twenty years, leaning on each other like old friends. Then a fresh sheet, clipped on and smoothed flat. The pen goes down. The drum turns, one slow tick a second, and the line begins again, flat as a held breath.

The station is a round stone hut on Cinder Ridge with a copper dome, one window, one stove and one door, and the door is open, because the night is clear and cold and he likes to hear it. Across the valley stands the mountain, white on top, dark below, and under the dark, somewhere, warm. Far down, a few windows in the valley town still have lights on. The dairy’s will come on at four. It always does.

The line has been flat for so long that the valley has stopped asking about it. Flat is fine. Flat is a mountain keeping its own counsel. He sits on the step with the brass lens on its cord against his chest and the stove ticking behind him, and he waits, which is most of the work and the part nobody ever pictures.

At two thirty-one the pen moves. Not a jump; a hum, small and even, the kind of wave a cat makes turning over in its sleep. He is at the drum before it ends, lens to the paper, counting. Then he goes to the door. Along the top of the mountain, where the snow meets the dark, a thin seam of orange has opened, no wider than a pencil line from here, glowing the way a stove glows when it has been banked for the night.

He has seen it twice before in twenty years. He knows what the valley would hear if he rang it now: alarms, boots in the road, a long night for nobody. He knows what the drum says, which is something quieter. He watches the seam for a full hour. It does not widen. It breathes, brighter and dimmer, brighter and dimmer, steady as the tick behind him. The mountain is not waking. It is warm, and it is letting the snow know.

He writes it on the new roll in small pencil: 2:31, harmonic, low, steady. Seam visible, upper ridge. Warm, not angry. At four the dairy light comes on in the valley, a single yellow square. The Volcano Listener reaches inside the door and flicks the station’s porch light twice, the old signal for all is well, and somewhere below, he is fairly sure, somebody starts the morning without giving the mountain another thought. That is exactly how it should be.

The ridge

The Ridge Station
A round stone hut on Cinder Ridge with a copper dome, one window, one stove and one door. The door stays open on clear nights so the man inside can hear the mountain.
The drum
A seismograph drum wrapped in paper that turns one slow tick a second, all night, with a single pen resting on it. Flat is the line it likes best.
The night rolls
Every sheet comes off the drum at ten past two, rolled tight, dated in pencil and stood against the wall. The rolls go back twenty years and lean on each other like old friends.
The mountain
Across the valley: white on top, dark below, warm somewhere underneath. Twice in twenty years, and now a third time, a thin seam of orange has shown along its summit.
The two flashes
The station porch light, flicked twice toward the valley at four in the morning. It means all is well, and the valley has long since stopped needing to look for it.
The dairy light
The first lighted window in the valley town, at four, every morning. It is how the man on the ridge knows somebody else is awake.

The Volcano Listener, from every side

The Volcano Listener character sheet on a warm cream background: four full-body views of a man with graying, swept-back dark hair, a mustache and a short beard, in a lava-orange jacket over a rust-brown sweater, a small tan pendant on a cord, dark trousers with rolled cuffs and orange-brown boots. Two front views stand with arms at his sides, the second with a loose strip of paper hanging beside one hand; a view turned to the left holds a long strip of paper in both hands at chest height, and a side view facing left has one hand in his jacket pocket. He wears the same calm, slight closed-mouth smile in every view.
The Volcano Listener from every side: orange field jacket, brass lens on its cord, the night roll in his hands, and one face for the whole night watch, listening hard or hearing the ground speak: all is well.

An original character, created for Lava Cake by Official Cannabis. Art direction by Official Cannabis.

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